Are You An Amazonian Citizen?

Chateau Heartiste

Jeff Bezos, world’s richest robber baron and owner of the Bezos Blog (the newspaper formerly known as the Washington Post), just made another few billion dollars, thanks to the tireless efforts of traitorous scumbag Chamber of Commerce Republican cucks who never saw a cheap labor donor dollar they didn’t like.

You really gotta cringe at the third person anthropomorphizing corporate lingo. “Amazon applauds”, Amazon chastises, Amazon feels bad for the border beanlets, Amazon extends its condolences to America, Amazon loves gay play!…

And how fucking Orwellian is “Amazonians”? Krist, the hair is standing on the back of my neck…

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Author: Alfred E. Neuman

71 year old geek, ultra-conservative patriot.