You shouldn’t have or do anything in this bad book.
If you read it – or worse yet, print hard copy of it, use it only as a checklist to ensure that you do not have or do anything that is bad.
Certainly, you should not under any circumstances think about how the bad things in this bad book could be used against bad people.
Because that would be bad.
Don’t be bad.
And do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.