We Foresee A Promising Commercial Opportunity Arising From Austin’s New Public Camping Ordnance

EARL OF TAINT

If you live near any major interstate highway overpass in Austin Texas, we strongly suggest you stock up on plastic buckets, TP, tarps, bungie straps, ropes, tobacco, tents, sleeping bags, grocery carts, wagons, blankets and clothing of all kinds – yes, even up to size 8XL!

The market demand for all of these items and more will soon be in huge demand by the Tent Dwelling Citizens in your neighborhood. Prepare now and be ready to cash in on the coming Street Trade Bonanza!

parade of tents

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Author: Alfred E. Neuman

73 year old geek, ultra-conservative patriot.

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